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My. Entire. Collection

So a few people have been asking to see my collection.  Fun! though I, it can't possibly that bad! Well... I don't think there's much to say other than just to show you...

Balls. That's a lot of polish. 

Pretty though, right? 
I don't really know how I feel about this.  I actually counted and my brain tried to multiply that by the average cost but I'm definitely not really for that yet.  I love this blog, and always want to make sure I have new and interesting things to show you. I think if I just slow down, only buy polishes I absolutely love, I think I'll be ok.  In the mean time, back to the Helmer for all you lot!

On a happier note, let's take a look at some of the more unique close-ups.  If there's anything in there you can see you want to see closer, just let me know in the comments.

Nerd Lacquers!  L to R: Mini Nebula, Argentium, Cyance Friction, Outed by a Robot, Event Horizon, Just a Flesh Wound, Lento III, Nebula, Crunchy Frog, Hyperspace Bypass, Warrior Ethos, All of Time and Space, Entirely Unlike Tea and Cold and Calculating

Lacquoistry! L to R, top to bottom: Oh Yes I Did, Hey Cowboy, Shredded, I Wear My Jewellery on my Nails, Lake Placid on Acid, Tepes, Happiness is a Warm Gun, Golf Socks, Devil's Dandruff, Faux Fir, Peon of the Bells, A Friggin' Circus, Blackberry Cordial, Fireplace, Chocolate Covered Cherries, Cassandra's Peacock, Dirty Rich, Golf Shorts, Jessica Rabbit and Winter No 1

L to R: Jessica, Ozotic 534, Victoriana Intertemporal Nail Polish, Nfu-Oh 61, Ludurana flakies, Dollish Pollish I'll Have What She's Having, Random Dancing, Expecto Patronum, The Cake is Lie, Does Barry Manilow Know you Raid his Wardrobe, Put a Ring on It, Zombie Flesh and Little Monster, Deborah Lippmann Across the Universe, Glitter Gal 10 to Midnight and Dark Brown Sparkles and Fever Lacquer Annie, Are you You and Dirty Dancing the Moonlight. 

L to R: Nail-Venturous Purple Potion, Floam, Orange You Unique, Voodoo Doll, Cover Story Stick 'n' Stones, Pretty & Polished Swing, Power House, Candy Coated, Valentino, Jawbreaker, Elvis' Pink Cadillac, Party on My Yacht, Razz, GBF, The Amazing Technicolor Topcoat, Able Pam, Tart and a green one. 

L to R: Model's Own Beetlejuice colours, A- England Galahad, Bridal Veil and Perceval, AllThatGlitters Cha Cha Twist, Very Peacock-ish, Metal Petal, Vinyl Junkie, Plum and Plummer, Frantic Romantic, Spottie Dotti Rosie and Dark, Zoya Flakies, Nails Inc label-fell-off, Franklin's Row and Bloomsbury Square

L to R: Bunch of Essies, Sephora Drama Velvet Pearl, Gosh Polishes.  These aren't that interesting, I can't be bothered getting them out again :)


Zoya's and Sephora by OPI
The Verdict: I HAVE A LOT OF NAIL POLISHES AND DIDN'T THINK THROUGH HAVING TO LABEL ALL THE PHOTOS.  Again, if there's something here you want to see swatched, I'd love help picking and I'll take all the close-ups you want.

Yay nail polish!


  1. Holy balls, I hope my collection grows to be this size!

  2. WOAH!!!!! I am so jealous of alll the indie brand polishes, they are beautiful! What are the stickers on the bottle caps for?

  3. Wow, this is impressive! I didnt saw you wrote the exact number, do you know it? just kidding ;) what can I say? girl never cant have enough polishes, I'm so jealous :D

    1. I don't even think I want to say cos my IRL friends read this blog and I will never hear the end of it. It's 605 :0

    2. Oh my...!! *faints*
      How long have you been stashing?

  4. What's with the stickey dots? I'm guessing it's some kind of organisational system? (I like to know how people organise things...)
    Awesome colletion! :)

    1. The dots were supposed to help me keep track of what I had and hadn't swatched. Red for reviewed, yellow for not reviewed, green for new and blue for duplicate but it was too hard to keep up.

      As for actually organising them, I keep them by brand in a Helmer. Now to find a way to get a second one without my bf getting all "oh y u have so many nail polishes" on me :D

    2. Oh dear, yeah it must be impossible- I don't have anywhere near as many polishes as you and I still find it hard!

      I'm thinking of getting a Helmer too- my polishes are ok in my current drawers, but I can't open more than one drawer at a time without it toppling over!

      Hmm, good luck with that... I'm sure he must have an expensive hobby you can trade off with?


  5. This is a crazy amount of polish! I think we, as commenters, need to rally for an online intervention.

    Just kidding, this is her partner. If she doesn't ask me how much my expensive hobbies are I wont ask of hers :P

    1. Noooo you aren't supposed to read my blog! You're supposed to see that there's a set of drawers that has an amount of nail polish in it and never ask questions!

      And yes, this is actually my partner. Say hi to the internet now!

  6. Oh my gosh, this is impressive!

  7. You have an awesome collection!

    How many do you have exactly? I didn't count. Lol. I only have about 285 right now but I keep buying even when I'm not supposed to!. OTL.

  8. Wow !!! Wooowww!!! Great collection and really good taste in polishes!!!

  9. Lento III, Golf Socks, Paean of the Bells *SUPER DROOL*
    If you ever want to sell these, I am your girl. *hee hee*

    Nice stash!

  10. I love this post!! When I looked at the photos, I literally whispered to myself: "wow, glorious!" LOL! XD

  11. I have an organization system too! Well I try, I put stickers on top of my untrieds so I know that those are the ones I need to try first!

  12. Olá! Moro no Brasil, eu também amo esmaltes, e achei incrível estes gliters. Lindos!


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